
Colin and Chad are playing Lego Star Wars in the living room and I am in the computer room.
Chad (yelling to me): Dew! You told Colin that Anakin is Darth Vadar?!!
Me: Uh, yeah. Did I spoil the surprise or something?
Chad: You are treading on major Dad territory! That is something a father is supposed to tell his son.
I will have to Chad remind of that Dad territory when it comes time for "the" talk years from now. Or is this "the" talk?