Gulp.
No, I am not pregnant.
Please forgive me, sweet Shannon and Joanne, for taking advantage of a mom with a newborn and a foreigner ;), who don't know how mean I can be. Thank you for sincere congratulations anyway! I obviously don't deserve them, in more ways than one.
Six years ago today, I was 38 weeks pregnant and yelled from the shower to Chad that my water broke. He rushed off to call work and I had to yell "April Fool's!" before he picked up the phone. Funny thing is, the very next morning, I awoke at 5:30 to my water breaking. If he hadn't had the wet mattress as proof I am sure Chad wouldn't have believed me when I woke him up.
