
Today I watched a little boy from our ward. He had croup over the weekend, but seemed to be recovering. His mom metioned that he had said this morning that he just wanted to lie down, so we sat him on the couch in front of the TV right when he got to my house. After just a few minutes though, he was up and playing with the boys. I was on the computer when Colin came running in and told me, "Matt is throwing up in the kitchen!" Poor poor boy. It was everywhere and he was miserable, soaked and stinky.
Now, this wasn't that big of a deal - something that all moms have dealt with. And at least it was in the kitchen, where I could just mop the floor repeatedly. However, this is just one incident in a long line of similar stories.
Sorry to my nephew Evan for telling this story but I need it to prove my point - Evan has been having some accidents since I started watching him. He is three, so it is understandable. The only bad accident was the day he tried to go number 2 and didn't quite make it, and it ended up not just on the floor of the bathroom, but on the walls. Again, I feel sorry for the boy, and really this is another thing that most mommies have to deal with....
But this is where it all started.....
When I was a freshman in college, I took a job at BYU Bookstore as the daytime custodian. This was actually a great job because I mainly washed the glass doors at the entrance and cleaned up spilled Jamba Juices. My first day though, was not so great. I was just being trained, and it was Education Week, when women from all over the nation gather to buy BYU Bookstore fudge. It was quite crowded and we got a page saying someone had thrown up on the top floor. My trainer led the way up the service elevator with a mop and bucket, and when we arrived, we saw that the mess extended from the customer service desk, down the hall, and into a bathroom stall. And it was brown. And it didn't smell like vomit. An elderly lady had had an accident (how sad is that? the nice thing is that the bookstore donated her a new set of clothes) At this point, my pregnant trainer told me that she was really sensitive to smells and asked if I could clean it up. Thus begun my career as a custodian.
Valentine's Day, 2000. Chad is on his mission, the Bookstore is drenched in pink, and I am dressed in black. I get a page saying that there is mud in the aisle on the second floor. As I make my way up there to evaluate the situation, I get two more pages from two more people about the same incident, only they aren't as sure that it is mud. I arrive to find that Sharkie, a well-known seeing eye dog on campus, has had an accident in front of the Women's Section. Then I realize that I have locked my custodial keys in the office, with all the mops and buckets. While finding someone to unlock it, class gets out, and of course hundreds of students beeline through the Bookstore into the Wilkinson Center, through the dog poo. I cannot tell you the dirty looks I got while cleaning that one up. Happy Valentine's Day.
I also once had a pregnant cashier page me to tell me that she had just vomited on the floor in the Women's bathroom.
This was not normal. My brother worked this same job for twice as long as me without ever cleaning up body waste, human or animal, and none of my coworkers did either.
Some people save lives, some people create masterpieces, and some people......