Please excuse Colin from school today. We had a little family field trip.
He got to meet some lions.
He got to meet some lions.
He learned a few things about lorikeets
(like, don't let them land on you)
He learned how NOT to feed a giraffe,
and he met a wise, elderly tortoise, who whispered some Old World secrets in his ear.
It was a successful day.
I'm sure you will agree, there are some things that you just can't learn in school.
Sincerely,
Colin's mommy
PS. Can you let Mr. President know that I think the school days are long enough already? Thanks.
